Hello NFLsmackdown fans. As many of you may know, we have a large following of members of other sites, who enjoy reading our popular Blogs. Thanks to our Blog fans, we will soon become the number one blog on this site. A lot of this is made possible thanks to the many of the NFLsmackdowns groupies, who manage their own websites. We appriciate their hard work pimping our site to their limited members. We want to reward them for their efforts by creating a Blog just for them. Unfortunately this particular bunch of characters are a bunch of clowns, who are obsessed with our site. Well, honestly, we don't find it really all that unfortunate, since they keep us laughing with their antics. Since they are a group of clowns we have decided to call this segment of the Blog,

"The Circus."

Without further ado, here is our first installment to the weekly comedy that so many of you have been anxiously awaiting.

THE CIRCUS: Episode I











Datamigo: Damn, I always hate the morning after a blurple beating. I really hate the fact that I have to keep calling blurple out on my site or no one will ever come and visit my spin-off site. If it wasn't for our talk about NFLsmackdown.com our site would just have forums filled with poop talk. I wish my retarded members had a clue with what smack is supposed to be all about.












How am I supposed to have a successful web site with members like them? *sigh* The things I have to do to keep myself from thinking about how bad those Browns suck! Why can’t I just be like a normal browns fan and use alcohol and porn to wash away my pain?

Oh look, speaking of porn, Sweets is online now. I'll IM her and see how she's doing today. She probably could use some encouraging words after razoredge ripped her apart.

Hi beautiful how are you doing.

sweets!

Are you there?

Hello?

Hey corky!



Oh, hi Datamigo! Sorry, I was just finishing my pre -lunch desert. One of my arm flaps must have hit a button and connected me to the internet while I was eating. So anyways...how are you?








Datamigo: Not to good. Blurple made me pay again for calling him out. Here, I'll send you over a pic so you can see what I mean.






Sweets: YIKES! You look like a swelled up mexican corky!

Datamigo: Yes yes, I know. But what am I suposed to do? My site won't get any hits if I don't talk trash on them?

Sweets: I know what you mean. We don't do it for the hits. We are just still trying to cover up all of our lies. That guy Razoredge and Eliforpres just tried to expose all of our lies. I banned them. I told everyone that blurple is Todd and that razor’s name is Todd and that’s why we banned him. I think that a few of them actually believed it. I couldn’t really make up a reason to ban Eliforpres so I said that he was just being disruptive.

Datamigo: Todd? That’s a good one! It’s a good thing you have the owner of NFLsmackdown banned from your site or you would have had a hell of a lot more to deal with.

Sweets: Well dat, it’s been nice chatting with you, but I got my disability check today and Steve wants me to order him some new pornos.

Datamigo: You get disability for being fat? Wow! You got the life.

Sweets: Yes, I am stuck in my bedroom because I can’t fit through the doorways, so I am able to collect SSI. Isn’t this country great?

Datamigo: Why do you have to order Steve’s porn? Why doesn’t he do it himself?

Sweets: Because, as long as I support Steve’s porn addiction he supports my addition to sweets. It’s not like I can find a man who will feed me the way he does. It’s a win win situation.

Datamigo: Steve must have one hell of a porn addiction. Don’t you guys collect money from your members to pay for his porn too?

Sweets: Well we did until those nflsmackdown assholes exposed what we were doing with the money we collected from our naïve members. We still get money from porn sites when our members click on their links. Since most of our non-posting members came from porn sites, we are still doing ok making porn cash.

Datamigo: That’s quite a racket you have going on there.

Sweets: Yes it is! We are living fat! No pun intended. Lol Ok Dat, I have to go, so far I’m the winning bid on a hedge trimmer vibe on ebay. There’s 30 minutes left and I want to make sure no one out bids me.

Datamigo: Hedge trimmer vibe?

Sweets: Yes, it’s a vibrator made out of a hedge trimmer. It’s a must have for a fat chick that can’t reach her who-ha.

Datamigo: I wonder if my mom would like that for Christmas. Ok see ya Sweets.

Visit us next week when we expose Steve’s reasoning for creating so many lies about NFLsmackdown and meet Icecube89, the mastermind behind all the poop talk on Datamigo’s site.

Meanwhile, feel free to join in all the fun at NFLsmackdown.com

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